EVERYTHING I OWN IS RIDICULOUSLY LARGE ON ME

seriously, I could fit another person in here

somebody gimme some clothes.

im on that college budget, yo.

never thought i’d wear a bikini in public…

post a picture of myself online while wearing one? never.

-thirty pounds later, take that! i’m doing both today.

don’t care if i get hate for this,

cue chip tha ripper’s “bitch i feel good”