animalstalkinginallcaps:

DEAR GOD, I WOULD LIKE SHIA LABEOUF TO HAVE DIRTY JEWISH SEX WITH ME FOREVER AND EVER AND THAT IS ALL THAT I WANT. 

FOREVER, THOUGH. IT CAN’T STOP.

EVER.

THANK YOU FOR THE EARTH AND THE SUN AND THE INTERNET AND SHIA LABEOUF. YOU ARE THE BEST.

AMEN.

(via slightlypretentious)